{"id":34,"date":"2008-12-16T13:29:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T17:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/?p=34"},"modified":"2008-12-16T13:29:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T17:29:01","slug":"dear-dog-from-httpwwwcybersaltorgcleanlaugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/2008\/dear-dog-from-httpwwwcybersaltorgcleanlaugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Dog – from http:\/\/www.cybersalt.org\/cleanlaugh"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Dog,<\/p>\n

I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint.<\/p>\n

Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.<\/p>\n

Best regards,<\/p>\n

The Cat<\/p>\n

——–
\nThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt Communications http:\/\/www.cybersalt.org\/cleanlaugh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Dog, I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint. Things here at the house are calmer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thesimsplace.info\/ken.says\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}