In the car, on the way home from work
Kenny (Since he’s not just my husband, he’s my boss): Remind me to give you your paycheck. I wrote it today.
Me (Happy that more money will go into my “Saving to visit Scotland Pile”): Scotland?
Kenny: Uh Huh.
Me (Knowing that Kenny doesn’t wanna visit anywhere outside the United States): You know, if you don’t want to take me, my Daddy said he’d go.
Kenny: Maybe he could pay for it. That way we could buy something I’m interested in.
Me: Like Johnny Depp.
Kenny: No. I have no interest in him.
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At work. After hours. Me playing videos on You Tube. Kenny doing whatever computer genius-y stuff he does when the official work day is over.
Kenny (Noticing loud music coming from Mike’s computer.): What are you listening to?
Me: Evanescence.
Kenny: Growl. (When he’s sort of annoyed, he actually says the word “Growl”. So this is him saying the word, not making the sound.) Does this mean you’re in a bad mood?
Me: No.
Kenny: Good.
Me: It means I’m thinking about high school.
Kenny: High School?
Me: Yeah. Next I may play Roxette.
Kenny: That makes more sense. They may have been popular when you were in high school. Evanescence was just a few years ago.
(At this point I am both annoyed at being called old and proud that Kenny knows what music I play when I’m in a bad mood.)
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Kenny walking by while I’m playing Yoville, a virtual world on the computer.
Me: I’m buying a bathtub!
Kenny: What?
Me: I’m buying a bathtub. I’m so excited. I’ve been saving up.
Kenny (Looking at the little virtual store from which I am selecting my virtual bathtub): Buy a laptop instead. It doesn’t matter if you’re clean, but you always need to be able to log on to the Internet.
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